BACKSTAGE


You find yourself backstage where a small guy, who reminds you of a very friendly goat jumps in front of you and puts a microport on your forehead.

Goat: I’ve been looking for you everywhere! Your first scene is in three minutes. Here, this is yours! – he says, putting a handful of potting soil in your palm.

You’ll have to enter the stage now. How do you feel about that?
I have absolutely no idea about what I am supposed to do there
shitshitshitshitshit!

or
I have absolutely no idea about what I am supposed to do there but 
fuck it, let’s be brave!