Are they real? And if so, why have we never heard of them before? If not, then why are we so carelessly spreading obvious misinformation about them here? Is there not enough silliness going on in the world that relates to cryptids of the most preposterous kinds?
Those are valid questions, and we are sure they will be answered at some point in the future, but in the meantime we wish to distract you with two "scientific" articles that both take the reports about these unlikely creatures seriously.
Brown, D. (1919). A Description of a New Species in the Homo Genus. Recent Advances in Zoology & Crypto-Zoology, Astrology, Numerology, Parapsychology, Phrenology, etc., 14(4).
Lumsk, F., Arthur, C. and Halvbjörnsen, S. (2023). Tungsten Carbide Dreams: Unprecedented Proliferation of Hitherto Little Studied Condition. International Journal of Irregular Medical Conditions, 17(3), pp.17–21.
